FAQs with Uncle Marty: Monsanto Zombies Need Love Too.
Uncle Marty: “You seem a little conflicted about cows. You like eating them don’t ya?”
Steve Stratman: “Yeah, but crowding them all in a feed lot seems a little harsh.”
“Why don’t you ask a cow how it feels?”
I’m not stupid, you know.
“Just walk to a cow and say, ‘Hey Cow, we could let you go. You could wander around, then someday maybe you’ll get hit by a car. Or you could get stuck in a ravine and get ripped apart by a pack of coyotes. Or just step on a snake. Or, you could stay here, get all the food you could ever dream of stuffed down your mouth, possibly get some action from that bull over there, then when your time comes, you’ll die and you won’t even know it. Your choice.'”
You really boil things down don’t you?
“What would you choose?”
Definitely not getting action from a bull.
“Well, what’s your great idea.”
Maybe they could give them some more room. Or some grass.
“Like there’s any of that left. You want to feed the world don’t ya? Besides, that’s what rainforests are for. Giving cows more room.”
Ok, I get it.
“And while we’re at it, we can clear some space for all the ‘organical’ stuff. Like we got room for that, too.”
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